The story of Benny and Sally: How sluts are born! And virgins are torn...

This is a compiled series of true events relating to true stories on young love and
heartaches..
and why it happens and how you can try to get over it....
And yes it involves sex...

Once upon a time;
Benny, a man.. Met Sally..(duh..a WOMAN of course)
He wanted to bang her... (he was horny) (she was innocent)
so; eventually after his courting ritual
Sally and Benny went out together. (BANGED)
Then one day,,, they broke up
Benny wanted to be with Jennifer another woman.. (wife material, must be.. men are bastards don’t ask me why)

So Sally was of course heart broken and torn.
Sally always wanted to get back together with Benny.

But to no avail..
she went from drugs, to dating random people.
Hence she could never get over it.
Since she was brought into this new world, and she is constantly horny
due to boredom and hauntings of the past...
as they said, nothing hurts like the first time.... baby! oh yeah OUCH!!!

The fact remains Benny made a slut out of her (YEAYY Benny !!)
but Sally doesn't know how to end the cycle.
As Benny didn’t know she was a virgin. or sometimes they lie, not to get
the boys expectation down, as that’s what most typical guys are about...
( I know the world is fucked up that way, these kids have no idea what they are getting into, parents let alone cannot contain this situation, as some find it taboo to discuss these issues)
But you know what?! They say some never burn never learn.. the problem with human relationships
is its more complex
and .. some forget how to stop burning themselves and others around them...
and are blinded by the flames of the past..

So Sally kept in touch with Benny and occasionally they went out.
But Benny wanted nothing from her because he already tapped that ass.

But Benny didn’t know that why Sally was so miserable was because Sally wanted it bad ..
and anyone else she did it with, reminds her of Benny...

She only wanted to show Benny all the new things she learned with other guys.
and hoped that it could either make him
regret leaving her, or want her back....

She wanted to get out of this jam, and the only way she can realize this stupid chemical reaction would end is if she f***ed Benny 1 more time or so she thought....

The solution was simple.
It can go 2 ways if Benny falls into her trap...
They f***... Benny walks away.. with disgust and made the worse love making session ever....
and Sally is still left feeling empty but she realizes no amount of 1 person can fulfill her
contentment and happiness and moves on....

OR

They f*** and Benny (the typical guy) still walks away wanting nothing more to do with her..
And Sally wants to do it again!!!... officially “slutified”.. there’s no going back now... POOR Sally...

But in real life this is what will happen....
Benny will keep saying no.... to Sally
Sally will continue to destroy herself until she comes to a sad realization one day She does not need anyone to be happy....

OR

She
turns into a self obsessed psychotic stalker who keeps telling herself, “DAMN, I’m not good enough !#@!!. I should have f***ed his brains out! The first time but I wasn’t ready!
If I dun prove it to him.. I can’t never please another man for the rest of my life!!"
(Please don’t even tell me that Sally really loved Benny, because that will wear off its all chemical!! And that’s lame, ain’t love its lust...)

OR she will just continue doing drugs and die of OD.

SO the moral of the story is to men, zip that dick in where its doesn’t belong on uncharted territory...
Cause the last thing you need is broken hymens, STDs, and crazy x girlfriends hunting your ass down!.

And to you sluts out there! WAKE UP! STOP F***ING AND START THINKING..!
You are appreciated by the sick society we live in... (Thanks to the MTV generation and over rated media exposure)
But.. if you dun respect yourself.. who’s gonna respect you?
IN the end you didn’t realize the power you have actually to make the demands....not the
MEN.. you! as WOMEN....
You can decide who you wanna f*** and when.. and that power.. makes men powerless...
just predicting only when you gonna open that door.
but you can hold back... because you know better.
If you let anyone in this time, it will be because u wanted them too, or u had a good reason or agenda....

A man wants a wife to accompany him during the day.. and definitely and trained
experience freaky porn star in bed at night..
So use your skill elsewhere.... save it for the one you gonna f*** for the rest of your life..

HOWEVER, this is where it gets fucked up..
Because mostly after marriage or a long relationship..
The guy.. realizes the porn star dies....off the typical wifey sets.. in.. (don’t let it happen ladies )
And therefore he goes after another slut.. but dun worry I’m sure he still loves you!
It’s just his dicks appetite dun agree with u now more...
Then the partner of this man will be blamed....
Where it all began....
Men....

Why do you think that Eve was tempted by a serpent? A snake! Of all things! The forbidden fruit?
Must have been Adam’s balls and banana!
In other words they got a good thing going, but no Adam had to use his dick, and that where it all go bad..
If God intended them to breed, he would have pre-made them with kids!..
Not let them self discover their temptations and lust.. and realize.. “Hey it feels good to f***!” Coz God made it that way!
That is why this world is so messed up!.

Women please dun ever ever EVER confuse love and sex.... its 2 different things! YOU
can make love to many many many men..
And you will still never find it.
But that man beside you who always given u to his best of
ability whatever you wanted and listens to you and taken care of you...
No matter what you did, or done.. they forgive u.. and cheer you up give you hope... and no matter
How fat and ugly you get.. they stick with you..
That’s love... what can I say nice guys always finish last... they always do.

Forward this to any typical man out there whom you think needs a deeper insight to the broken
Virgin psyche...
(can also relate to those poor women who are always in broken relationships )
and forward this to any slut you dun wan her to be slutty no more..

You might save a virgin or 2!

Don’t get me wrong as this article is not meant to be biased.
If the positions were switched around.. and Benny was the girl and Sally was the guy...
It be the same thing if Benny was such a pussy... he'd do the same things Sally did in the scenario above to!
REMEMBER that!

Good luck
To all you suckers, players, lovers, couples... always use rubber....?.. nahhhh
God didn’t make rubber.. We did.. !
That’s why it sucks... we were trying to prevent our mistakes... .. to late....!

Note*: It however does not apply to bi lovers, gays couples, lesbian couples, and any form of dual or tri sexual characteristics...
As it is far more complex and any one of the case above can and may not apply...

Disclaimer:
Some of you may find truth in the above article, some may say bollocks, and some may take a little advice here and there;
But the truth doesn’t get any more barer that this.. I tell u! I call it like I see it. And men don’t lie when it comes to shit like this....
Whatever it is, I hope u find that ray of light your looking for. If you dun need the light.. You got a light? I lost mine and I’m holding my last ciggie...
DAMN it..

From,
The guy with the yellow rubber duck.