The story of Benny and Sally: How sluts are born! And virgins are torn...

This is a compiled series of true events relating to true stories on young love and
heartaches..
and why it happens and how you can try to get over it....
And yes it involves sex...

Once upon a time;
Benny, a man.. Met Sally..(duh..a WOMAN of course)
He wanted to bang her... (he was horny) (she was innocent)
so; eventually after his courting ritual
Sally and Benny went out together. (BANGED)
Then one day,,, they broke up
Benny wanted to be with Jennifer another woman.. (wife material, must be.. men are bastards don’t ask me why)

So Sally was of course heart broken and torn.
Sally always wanted to get back together with Benny.

But to no avail..
she went from drugs, to dating random people.
Hence she could never get over it.
Since she was brought into this new world, and she is constantly horny
due to boredom and hauntings of the past...
as they said, nothing hurts like the first time.... baby! oh yeah OUCH!!!

The fact remains Benny made a slut out of her (YEAYY Benny !!)
but Sally doesn't know how to end the cycle.
As Benny didn’t know she was a virgin. or sometimes they lie, not to get
the boys expectation down, as that’s what most typical guys are about...
( I know the world is fucked up that way, these kids have no idea what they are getting into, parents let alone cannot contain this situation, as some find it taboo to discuss these issues)
But you know what?! They say some never burn never learn.. the problem with human relationships
is its more complex
and .. some forget how to stop burning themselves and others around them...
and are blinded by the flames of the past..

So Sally kept in touch with Benny and occasionally they went out.
But Benny wanted nothing from her because he already tapped that ass.

But Benny didn’t know that why Sally was so miserable was because Sally wanted it bad ..
and anyone else she did it with, reminds her of Benny...

She only wanted to show Benny all the new things she learned with other guys.
and hoped that it could either make him
regret leaving her, or want her back....

She wanted to get out of this jam, and the only way she can realize this stupid chemical reaction would end is if she f***ed Benny 1 more time or so she thought....

The solution was simple.
It can go 2 ways if Benny falls into her trap...
They f***... Benny walks away.. with disgust and made the worse love making session ever....
and Sally is still left feeling empty but she realizes no amount of 1 person can fulfill her
contentment and happiness and moves on....

OR

They f*** and Benny (the typical guy) still walks away wanting nothing more to do with her..
And Sally wants to do it again!!!... officially “slutified”.. there’s no going back now... POOR Sally...

But in real life this is what will happen....
Benny will keep saying no.... to Sally
Sally will continue to destroy herself until she comes to a sad realization one day She does not need anyone to be happy....

OR

She
turns into a self obsessed psychotic stalker who keeps telling herself, “DAMN, I’m not good enough !#@!!. I should have f***ed his brains out! The first time but I wasn’t ready!
If I dun prove it to him.. I can’t never please another man for the rest of my life!!"
(Please don’t even tell me that Sally really loved Benny, because that will wear off its all chemical!! And that’s lame, ain’t love its lust...)

OR she will just continue doing drugs and die of OD.

SO the moral of the story is to men, zip that dick in where its doesn’t belong on uncharted territory...
Cause the last thing you need is broken hymens, STDs, and crazy x girlfriends hunting your ass down!.

And to you sluts out there! WAKE UP! STOP F***ING AND START THINKING..!
You are appreciated by the sick society we live in... (Thanks to the MTV generation and over rated media exposure)
But.. if you dun respect yourself.. who’s gonna respect you?
IN the end you didn’t realize the power you have actually to make the demands....not the
MEN.. you! as WOMEN....
You can decide who you wanna f*** and when.. and that power.. makes men powerless...
just predicting only when you gonna open that door.
but you can hold back... because you know better.
If you let anyone in this time, it will be because u wanted them too, or u had a good reason or agenda....

A man wants a wife to accompany him during the day.. and definitely and trained
experience freaky porn star in bed at night..
So use your skill elsewhere.... save it for the one you gonna f*** for the rest of your life..

HOWEVER, this is where it gets fucked up..
Because mostly after marriage or a long relationship..
The guy.. realizes the porn star dies....off the typical wifey sets.. in.. (don’t let it happen ladies )
And therefore he goes after another slut.. but dun worry I’m sure he still loves you!
It’s just his dicks appetite dun agree with u now more...
Then the partner of this man will be blamed....
Where it all began....
Men....

Why do you think that Eve was tempted by a serpent? A snake! Of all things! The forbidden fruit?
Must have been Adam’s balls and banana!
In other words they got a good thing going, but no Adam had to use his dick, and that where it all go bad..
If God intended them to breed, he would have pre-made them with kids!..
Not let them self discover their temptations and lust.. and realize.. “Hey it feels good to f***!” Coz God made it that way!
That is why this world is so messed up!.

Women please dun ever ever EVER confuse love and sex.... its 2 different things! YOU
can make love to many many many men..
And you will still never find it.
But that man beside you who always given u to his best of
ability whatever you wanted and listens to you and taken care of you...
No matter what you did, or done.. they forgive u.. and cheer you up give you hope... and no matter
How fat and ugly you get.. they stick with you..
That’s love... what can I say nice guys always finish last... they always do.

Forward this to any typical man out there whom you think needs a deeper insight to the broken
Virgin psyche...
(can also relate to those poor women who are always in broken relationships )
and forward this to any slut you dun wan her to be slutty no more..

You might save a virgin or 2!

Don’t get me wrong as this article is not meant to be biased.
If the positions were switched around.. and Benny was the girl and Sally was the guy...
It be the same thing if Benny was such a pussy... he'd do the same things Sally did in the scenario above to!
REMEMBER that!

Good luck
To all you suckers, players, lovers, couples... always use rubber....?.. nahhhh
God didn’t make rubber.. We did.. !
That’s why it sucks... we were trying to prevent our mistakes... .. to late....!

Note*: It however does not apply to bi lovers, gays couples, lesbian couples, and any form of dual or tri sexual characteristics...
As it is far more complex and any one of the case above can and may not apply...

Disclaimer:
Some of you may find truth in the above article, some may say bollocks, and some may take a little advice here and there;
But the truth doesn’t get any more barer that this.. I tell u! I call it like I see it. And men don’t lie when it comes to shit like this....
Whatever it is, I hope u find that ray of light your looking for. If you dun need the light.. You got a light? I lost mine and I’m holding my last ciggie...
DAMN it..

From,
The guy with the yellow rubber duck.

Why Earth is Called Earth –Because earth is from shit

Today I came across my best buddy online and we were letting out our frustration in life. We came to whine every single thing we found doesn’t seem right to our mind. As usual when you were not on the right sane of mind, the communication maneuvered to something imaginary to color our thoughts. It pleased us, and we had good laugh. I was thinking to share this idea which this comes aligned with how harmonize thoughts can be when anger, wrath, disappointment and frustration built within people. Where for once, put aside human level of sanity and just imagine.

He has this theory, why the earth now we are living is called earth due to it was contaminated with shit; or in formal way we call this as feces-a waste product that expelled during anus during defecation. Thought the matter of fact as for now scientists had proven and observed that earth was part of Big Bang result- where the universe has expanded from a primordial hot and dense initial condition at some finite time in the past, and continues to expand to this day. Some believers will say earth is created by God within seven days and six nights. But for us earth is this imaginary we had.

Since this was just a crappy thought, why don’t we take it as the rest of the believers, that God does exist? The theory behind it was that there was once God was flying by our universe. I know your brain will start to program how God looks like when He flies even though in some religion, the deviation of the God and the prophets are totally prohibited, let us do not stop this imagination. While He was flying, he suddenly felt unbearable stomach ache. And universe there isn’t any public places for keeping waste.

And so He needed to defecate or layman’s term he needed to SHIT. He did shit on us. He shat so badly for seven days on us and that how earth now has all these shitty creatures called Homo sapiens. Better way we are now known as Modern Man, but remember where we came from. This is way far diverted from mankind was from Adam and Eve- but the story my buddy told me got even more interesting.

Because of seven days God shat on us, He had fertilized the earth tremendously. Fungus and algae grow in every corner of our earth, with some help of wind which came from God’s flatulent (duh..FART) and water He pissed on us. Now earth is called earth resulted after He did his business to one of his planets which for Him just some toys wandering around the universe which whole load of huge amusement park.

Now God left us already. This earth contaminated and virus spread around. We called it Jesus where else Buddha is bacteria that infected us the Homo sapiens. During that time we are not as now with two hands and two legs –proper modern man limbs. We were a sort of paramecium or plankton as whichever species you prefer, as humans at that time were considered lemmings. These assholes come with the rest Mohamed, Moses, Vaah-e-guru, Vishnu, Krishna, Karl Max, Vladimir Lenin and Kuomintang—virus and bacteria that spread around the earth to cultivate the humans’ thoughts. They had messed us up, infected us with self righteousness, and brainless democracy while the other lefties formed communism.

Now as the result now, these piles of shit which is us are divided. Whether how we this story connects to now, but reflect, we are now divided. In the same country continents or group of people we fight among each other, we condemned and we back stab. Not to forget we care and we love but to which extend. Clap your chest and ask yourself, we are that shitty we will kill in order to survive. The idea given by these bastards that killing is a sin else it would not be a huge matter as for now.

Since we were paramecium or planktons that have been mutated and infected by the disease caused by God, now we have many funny people trying branded themselves but brainless. Corporate yuppies—Donald trump syndromes, Ah Lians and Ah Beng- asians colorful wearing people with no sense of fashion and loud, bimbos who are branded but brainless yet huge idol for some people like Paris Hilton—as the matter of fact, every human now trying to make a statement of themselves that they are so good and worth it but just to remind, we came from the pile of shit and God left us to perish.


The conversation went up till here as my buddy got so sleepy having nuisance chat with me throughout the night. I was instead overwhelmed with the idea and find the whole main point of the story—when you feel shitty, you feel everyone and everything is shitty as well and you are part of those useless unwanted feces that you wish not to exist and deal with yourself and the rest. Maybe after completing this whole theory (it is not even rhetorical at first place, maybe some humming), you; the readers may find that I, the writer is pretty wracked up to her brain. Don’t judge the books by its cover and don’t start judging, as you may not sound sane to me or the rest as well. Suck it up!